A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl hes met. Dad, shes fantastic.

Shes smart, in great shape, and shes getting her teaching certificate this spring. Im going to ask her to marry me, but But what, son? asks the father.

Shes a virgin. The father scratches his beard and says, Son, if she aint good enough for her own family, she damn sure aint good enough for ours.