Adam was lonely in the garden of Eden so he spoke to God: "Hey God, how about some company?" "OK, said God, "I'll send you a woman.

She'll be beautiful, charming and intelligent.

She'll cook and clean for you and she'll never argue." "Sounds great!" said Adam "But how much will she cost?" "An arm and a leg, Adam." "Gee...

what can I get for just a rib?"