Abdul and paddy were beggars outside waterloo station.

abdul has a large house, a mercedes and loads of money in the bank, paddy has f**k all.abduls begging bowl was overflowing with tenners, paddys had a few coins in it.how the f**k do you do it asks paddy?look at your sighn says abdul.paddy reads his sighn, out of work n wife n 8 kids to support.

then he reads abduls.

i only need another 10 to get back to pakistan.................