Little Johnny came home from school one day and told his Dad he got a " C " in maths, because of how he answered a simple question. What was the question his dad enquired ? The teacher asked me what 3 times 2 was and I said 6. Correct his dad said. Then she asked me what 2 times 3 is.

What's the fking difference said his dad. That's what I said replied little Johnny.