A 75 YEAR OLD MAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR.

I AM GOING TO MARRY BILLIE JO.

DOCTOR SAYS SHE IS ABOUT 18! YEP, THAT WHY I WANT A CHECKUP.

SO THE DOCTOR PROCEEDS AND SAYS YOUR IN GOOD SHAPE, BUT I SUGGEST YOU TAKE IN A BOARDER.

7 MONTHS LATER THE DOCTOR SEES BILLIE JO ON THE STREET, NOTABLE PREGNANT. THE NEXT DAY HE MEETS HUSBAND. WELL I SEE YOU TOOK MY ADVICE ABOUT THE BOARDER.

THE OLD GUY SAYS , YES, SHE IS PREGNANT ALSO!!