During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am, " protested the customer. "True, " admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"