Letter From Husband

Dear sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart Regards, Your husband. His wife replied back after some days to her husband. Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expense details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agrees after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming everyday and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...... .........

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5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, please Advice!!! Your Sweetheart

 

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