A woman in her backyard heard a mans voice screaming "hey lady can you help me!" she looked and looked and then looked up to see a man gently floating downward in a hot air balloon leaning over the basket screaming at the top of his lungs. she thought she'd seen it all now and yelled back "what's wrong?" the man yelled back "I promised a friend I'd meet him an hour ago and now I'm lost...

I don't know where I am or how to get where I'm going" she paused a moment and shouted up to him "well you are about 30 feet above the ground and about 40 degrees south latitude and near 59 degrees west longitude" he yelled back "you must be in I.T.

" she said "I am, how did you know?" "well.....

you've given me information that I supposed is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information....and the fact is I"m still lost. Quite frankly you haven't been much help at all. If anything you have further delayed my trip" the woman on the ground just shook her head and looked up and said "you must be some kind of manager or something?" "I am...."he said, "but how did you figure that out?" she replied "well....

you know where you want to go......but, you have no f**king idea how to get there.

You got where you are by way of alot of hot air. You made a promise to someone that you can't keep, because you haven't a clue how to....AND, you expect someone beneath you to solve your problem for you.

the fact is, you are in exactly the same situation you were before we met.......

but somehow now, it's all my f**king fault!"