Two buddies, jeff and steve are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly jeff throws up all over himself "Oh, no jane will kill me!! steve says "Don't worry pal just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill "So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker eventually jeff rolls into home and his jane starts to give him a bad time "you reek of alcohol and you puked all over yourself! my god you are disgusting!" speaking very carefully so as to not slur, jeff says "Nowainaminit i can e'splain everything! its not what you thinks i only had a couple drinks! but this other guy sick on me....he'd had one to many and couldn't hold his liquor! he said he was sorry an' gave me twenty bucks for the cleaning bill! jane looks in his breast pocket and says "but this is forty dollars!" "Oh yea..."says jeff i almost forgot! he shit his pants too!"