HERE IS A GOOD LAUGH FOR YOU TO GET THROUGH THE REST OF THE DAY!!! GO AHEAD, LAUGH OUT LOUD!! Good reading for those over 40. For those who are younger.......these words are truer than you could ever imagine!!!! THE PERKS OF BEING 40 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run - anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8.

You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples' operations. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 14. You sing along with elevator music. 15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 17.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either. 19. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size. 20. You can't remember who sent you this list.