2 buddies were drinking beer when one said " i cant do this anymore. My wife said if I come home with vomit on my shirt one more time I am out of there" his buddy said no problem " take this 20 dollar bill and put it in your shirt if you throw up, when you get home tell her I did it and gave her 20 dollars to wash it" wow thats a good Idea he said, and kept on drinking... when it was time to go home, sure enough when he got home on the front lawn he threw up all over hisself..when he went inside his wife stopped him " i told you one more time and your out of here, " he said wait....

"Bill did it not me look in my pocket he gave you 20 dollars to wash it with" she stopped and smiled " wow thats pretty nice of him" as she took the money out of his pocket she said..

" but theres 40 dollars here. he said" I know he shit in my britches too!!!!"