A woman and her new husband are about to share their wedding night. She comes out of the bathroom in a silk negligee, and her husband eagerly calls her to the bed. She looks at him shyly, and says "please be gentle with me - I'm a virgin". Her husband looks confused, and says "You're a virgin? But you're 40 years old, and I'm your 4th husband! How can you be a virgin"? She says " My first husband was a psychiatrist. All he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

My second husband was an optometrist. All he ever wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector . . .

boy, I miss him"!