---------- Our American friends must surely know the system of Arranged marriages prevalent in India and amongst Indians all over the world. This here is a satire which is most funny in Hindi prose but I will try my best to give a correct translation of it alongside. here goes. AAPKE LIYE EK RISHTA AAYA HAI, for you there is a wedding proposal BAAP HARDWARE ME HAI, girl's father is in the computer hardware industry MAA SOFTWARE ME HAI, mother is in the software industry BHAI FOOTWEAR ME HAI, brother is in footwear industry do you all get what I am leading to.....

ok then AUR LADKI SIRF UNDERWEAR ME HAI.....

and the girl in only in underwear.. QUBUL HAI? do you accept? hahahaha