A cabbie picks up a Nun.. SHe gets into the cab , notice that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her .. She asks him why he is staring .. He replies:"I have a question to ask you but i don't want to offend you.

" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me ..

When you're as old as I am have ben a nun as long as I have , you get a chance to see , hear just about everything .

I"m sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well.I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me ." SHe responds, "Well , lets see what we can do about that 1 , you have to be single 2 , you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says .. "YEs , I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nuns says ."Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.. But when they get back on the road , the cab driver starts crying ..

"My dear child , "says the nun , "Why are you crying ?" "Forgive me but i've just sinned ..I lied and I must confess, I'm married ampI'm Jewish.

" The nun says , "That's OK My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party." THE POOH