He said . . .

I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said . .

. You wear pants don't you? He said . . .....

Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .....

Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . .... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said .

. .. I would but you're never there.

He said . .....

Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said .. . They don't have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know it has never happened. He said . .

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends. She said...

What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said .

. . A widow. He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.