Ok, in keeping with the theme of inane television shows these days, here in turn are a few inane, insipid, demented or just downright mind-boggingly dumb t.v.

-show conceptsideas 1 24-Hour-Yak-Recipe Channel - self-explanatory 2 Mime-Crime-Squad - weekly detective show featuring crimes committed by, you guessed it, mimes. 3 Shoe-lace Challenge - contestants try and match shoe-laces belonging to famous taxidermists 4 Spuds and Biffo - sitcom featuring two gay orangutan tax lawyers sharing a condo in Upper Manhattan catch their crazy misadventures! 5 Mime Crime Squad The Early Years - self-explanatory see above 6 Hidden Carcus - Game show where contestants must find carefully hidden road-kill before it spoils.

Catch it on Fox! 7 Haggis - Five part mini-drama about a wealthy Glasgow family, who run a successful Haggis-Vending-Machine business in L.A. Amish Island Survivor Showdown - watch all the crazy hi-jinx when two Amish teams compete against each other in barn raising, butter-churning, and wittling events! It's MUST see television! 9 Mon Chen et Mort - Marcel is a lonely Basque taxidermist trying to make a living in Harlem he falls in love with his neighbour's wolverine who, in turn, is married to the mob boss in the same building! crazy laughs and plenty of hiliarity! Don't miss the "Wolverine-kiss' episode! CLASSIC. 10 Stinky Pete and the False Armadillo - delightful animated kid's weekly about an aqua-velva-ingesting vagrant and his imaginary pet armadillo, Tobias - featuring the voices of Pauly Shore and special guest appearances by real crack-addicts! 11 E-bay Shmeebay! - Yiddish trade show channel for shiksas and veclempt gafloidenfexens check out their on-line website at -SCREENED- 12 Bobo the Wonder Dank - late night adult-erotica fair for those that dare! watch Bobo in action as he hangs out in various hemp-lingerie outlet change rooms. The action is HOT and he's ALWAYS ready....are YOU? Catch it - 10 pm Central Mountain Time1 pm Not-So-Central-Mountain-Time 13 How to Marry a Rich Burro - contestants compete against each other for the love of sexy elligible burro bachelor, Pepito - who is going to win his heart? and will they have enough carrotsoates to keep it?! 14 My Son's a Wolverine-Spy - if you enjoy shows about things then THIS one is IT! voted most-likely-to-be-shown-to-people-in-comas, you have got to see it to believe it! 15 Santa is My Ho - beautiful children's Christmas fairy tale about love, family, friends, and the importance of good pimping. Heartwarming and tearjerking. You and your family will watch it over and over again!