05, Why are women & Kentucky Fried Chicken the same? By the time you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. 06. How are tornadoes & marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking & blowing, & in the end you lose your house. 07. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last b**w ***. And I thought women love giving them? 08. Why did God invent alcohol? So ugly people can get laid.