A man and his wife had been married 40 years and the wife wanted to do something special for her husband. So she asked him if you could have anything in the world what would it be? Husband says weve been married 40 years and you have neve gave me a b**w ***. Wife says i wont do that so the man picks something else.

On theyre 50th anniversery the wife asks the man again. If you could have anything in the world what would you want? Husband answered weve been married 50 years and you have never gave me a b**w ***. Wife says i wont do that! So the man picks something eles. On theyre 60th anniverserey the woman asks her husband if you could have anything in the world what would it be? The man answers weve been married 60 years and you have never gave me a b**w ***. The woman says i would give you one but im afraid you would call me a c**ksucker.

Man answers i would never do that. So the woman gives her husband a b**w ***.

About a half hour later the phone rings.

The man answers it and hands it to his wife and says here c**ksucker the phones for you!