A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband1 was a Sales Representative he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband 2 was in Software Services he was never really sure how it was suppose to function but he said he'd look into it and get back with me "Husband 3 was from Field Services he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband 4 was in Telemarketing even though he knew he had the order, .he didn'! t know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband 6 was from Administration he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband 7 was in Marketing although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist all he did was talk about it. "Husband 9 was a Gynecologist all he did was look at it.

"Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector all he ever did was.......... God I miss him. " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."