1. THINGY thing-ee n. Female.....Any part under a car's hood.

Male.......The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE vul-ne-ra-bel adj. Female.....

Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.......Playing football without a cup. 3.

COMMUNICATION ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon n.

Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.......Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT ko-mit-ment n Female......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT en-ter-tayn-ment n.v.

Female.....

A good movie, concert, play or book. Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE flach-u-lens n.

Female.....An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........

A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE may-king luv n.

Female....The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male......Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL ri-moht kon-trohl n.

Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male.........

A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.