Body Meeting
BODY MEETING All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge, " said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be ......
Written on 11/07/2009

A Classic Hunting Joke
Theres this bear hunter and he just moved to a brand new forest because he already killed all the bears in his old one, anyway one morning he gets up bright and early to go hunting and he walks for miles and miles. Suddenly he spots the biggest meanest looking bear ......
Written on 11/07/2009

John Wayne Toilet Paper...
With apologies to my Indian ancestors... An Indian woman took sick, and was not able to walk into town to buy the supplies and groceries for the week. Her husband offered to go instead. She makes a list for him, and off to town he goes! Once inside the Grocery ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Shooting The Shit
An Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a pail of cow crap in the other. He sits down and asks the bartender for a coffee. The Bartender poors him a coffee and goes back to business. After the Indian finishes his coffee he picks up ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Life Or Death
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something. "Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" "Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life ......
Written on 19/07/2009