Magic Dildo
This lady walks in to a Porn shop one day complaining about the fact that her husband isn't enough for her any more and that she is sexually frustrated. The guy behind the counter suggests a Dildo or Vibrator, the lady blushes as he shows her the different sizes and shapes ......
Written on 19/07/2009

The Prostitute And The Businessman
An American businessman takes a trip to Japan to meet a client, and finds himself alone and horny on the night that his jet lands, so he gets a prostitute and takes her to bed. As hes doing her, she keeps yelling, shouting, moaning the same thing, over and over. Wow, ......
Written on 19/07/2009

A Woman Who Reads
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife ......
Written on 19/07/2009

A Gay Flight Attendant
An obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself was serving a planes cabin. He came swishing down the aisle and said through the PA, "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Tissue
this small-breasted woman walks in a pub and gets a drink. while she's talking to the barman, she mentions she might have a boob job. "i've tried everything, " she says, "and nothing'll make 'em bigger." "tell you what, " says the barman, "go in the toilet, get some toilet paper ......
Written on 19/07/2009