Men Can Never Win
Men Can Never Win - If you work too hard, you re not spending enough time with her. If you don't work hard enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. - If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Only In Cali :o
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: ......
Written on 14/09/2008

Bills Up The Butt!!!!!
A fellow went to his doctor complaining that his a*****e was feeling terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so he could take a look. "It's amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a 20 bill from the fellow's anus. Another 20 bill appeared behind ......
Written on 15/09/2008

Don't Let Stupidity Rule
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100, 000-volt, pocketpurse-sized stun gun. The effects of the stun gun ......
Written on 17/09/2008

How To Shower Like A Man
1Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 2Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake p***s at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. 3Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your ......
Written on 18/09/2008