A Day At Work..... Vs......a Day At Prison...
In prison...You spend the majority of a day in a 10x10 cell. At work...You spand the majority of a day in an 8x8 cubical. In prison...You get three meals a day. At work...You get one meal, and you pay for it. In prison...You get time off for good behavior. At work...You ......
Written on 23/09/2008

The Admission
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Iris Dad
The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? ......
Written on 26/09/2008

State Trooper
Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" ......
Written on 30/09/2008

Mens Version Of "the Rules"
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.... enjoy... Ad... 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about ......
Written on 04/10/2008