Some Parents Know Where Are Their Priorities
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this ......
Written on 08/10/2008

The Most Functional Word...
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to ......
Written on 09/10/2008

Unlocking The Door
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." John says, "Well, give me some examples." Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first ......
Written on 10/10/2008

Who Wears The Pants In The Family?
A knew bride was in the bathroom getting all sexy for her new husband. When she came out he handed her his pants and told her to put them on. "Those won't fit me." she said. "There're too big." "I just want you to remember" He said. "who wears the pants ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Why Do Guys Never Tire Of Toilet Humor?
Turns out, guys are far more likely to be amused by jokes that single out one person for his behavior. That explains why a buddy's farting- and the merciless teasing that inevitably follows the expulsion- is about the funniest thing they've ever witnessed. Plus laughter- usually at someone's else's expense- is ......
Written on 19/10/2008