The Miracle Of Toilet Paper
Fresh from mt shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. f you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Horse Race
Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I'm your announcer D**k Smalls. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up... Lineup: In lane 1. Passionate Lady In lane 2. Jockey Shorts In lane 3. Silk Panties In lane 4. Conscience In lane 5. Jockey Shorts In lane 6. ......
Written on 25/10/2008

Orgasms
There was a doctors convention in New york in late November and the guest speaker was one of the top obgyn doctors in the country, so it was packed and at 125.00 a plate the speaker told his collage that before his speach he was going out and mingle with the ......
Written on 04/11/2008

New Technology
Smith, Jones, and Reynolds met at a technology convention, and met at the bar that evening. While they were talking, a beeping sound was heard. Smith looked at his wrist, pressed it, and the beeping stopped. "New beeper chip implanted in the wrist. It keeps them from dropping and breaking, " ......
Written on 09/11/2008

Guys In The Pub, Boasting About Their Sons
this is the only joke in my blog so far! , but i thought I should put it where more people might appreciate it. For the benefit of anyone who doesn't already know, pub is the Australian equivalent of bar. A bunch of guys are sitting around in the pub, boasting ......
Written on 10/11/2008