The Best Time To Process Your Payments
Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch." When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?" "75 dollars, " said the first. The second guy goes ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Two Cowboys
Two cowboys go into a small caf for dinner, they each order steak and beer. A very pretty girl with a very short dress is sitting at a table near them and has also ordered steak and beer. All at once she starts choking, holding her throat and turning blue. First ......
Written on 16/11/2008

6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar ......
Written on 20/11/2008

A Gift For His Girlfriend
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweethearts birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a ......
Written on 20/11/2008

Three Women In A Sauna
Three Women in a Sauna THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER, " SHE SAID. "I ......
Written on 22/11/2008