Telepathic Watch
A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running ......
Written on 27/11/2008

How To Make Women Happy?
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator ......
Written on 30/11/2008

Reincarnation.... At Least My Version
I sometimes believe in reincarnation. When I do believe in reincarnation, I let people know I was once a dinosaur. In this life time, I have been known to collect fossilized dinosaur dung. Right now, I have about 4 pounds 2 kilos. I tell people that this is actually my ......
Written on 02/12/2008

The Parrot Sketch
A man has an idea that his wife is being unfaithfull, and gets the idea that getting a very clever talking parrot will confirm this. So he goes to the pet shop and states his requirements, and is told " Yes, we have such a parrot but the trouble is he ......
Written on 07/12/2008

Red Sox Humor
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left ......
Written on 13/12/2008