3 Wishes
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The ......
Written on 24/05/2009

37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? ......
Written on 24/05/2009

A Letter To The Bank
Subject: Letter to Bank The letter, shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Panda
a panda visits a prostitute, he starts off licking her out. then he f**ks her good and hard and soon cums. he's just about to walk out the door when the pro grabs him and asks him what he thinks he's doing. "leaving" he says, the prostitute gets a dictionary ......
Written on 24/05/2009

3 Wishes Each
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The ......
Written on 24/05/2009