"hey, Ambrose!"
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Ambrose! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no, " says Ambrose. "He's on my bowling team." ......
Written on 09/09/2008

"i Married His Widow,"
A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. "Perfect timing, " the cabby said. "You're just like Bill." "Who?" "Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right, " the cabby said. "Like ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Most Embarrasing
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving right now, she ......
Written on 09/09/2008

It's A "guy Thing".........
"It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh, " "Sure, honey, " or "Yes, dear." Really means: ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Birthday Barbie
One day a father gets off work and on his way home remembers it is his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?" The salesperson answers "Which one? We have Shopping Barbie for 19.95, Beach Barbie ......
Written on 12/09/2008