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Braggadocio Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. "My son, " the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!" "My son, " said the second, "started out ...... Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Moved To Montana. After Jeff retired from his job in the city, he decided that he wanted to live somewhere that he could get in touch with nature. Montana seemed like a good place to him, because the human population is not very dense. So he bought a house out in the middle of ...... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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The Facelift THE FACELIFT A man decided to have a facelift for his birthday. He spends 5, 000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, I hope you dont mind me asking, ...... Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Sunbathing Grandmas A guy's taking a walk, enjoying the sunshine and cool breeze of the September morning. He passes a nursing home, when he notices three old women laying on the lawn naked. He can't believe his eyes. Three grandmas in their birthday suits on the lawn of a nursing home. He notices ...... Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Wife's Birthday Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't ...... Written on 27/09/2008 |
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