Thanksgiving Poem
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION. SO, I ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Farmer's Son
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet, " said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's not at all pleased, so he goes to ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Just Sharen With Ya!!
A As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Email And Reproductive Organs!
I didn't write this but am spreading the laughter all the same... Top Eleven Reasons E-mail Is Like a Male Reproductive Organ 11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. ......
Written on 24/05/2009

A Spelling Test
WHAT IS A FOUR LETTER WORD THAT ENDS IN "K" AND MEANS THE SAME AS INTERCOURSE? TALK WHAT IS IT THAT A COW HAS FOUR OF AND A WOMAN TWO OF? LEGS WHAT CAN YOU FIND IN A MAN'S PANTS THAT IS ABOUT SIX INCHES LONG, HAS A HEAD ON IT, ......
Written on 12/06/2009