Frying Pan
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with ......
Written on 22/09/2008

Clyde
Clyde the Newfie died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So they sent for his two best friends, Danny and Joey. Danny went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Danny said, "Yees bye he's burnt pretty bad. Roll ......
Written on 26/09/2008

Bear Warning
The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge, and Keystone area. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but ......
Written on 28/09/2008

Too Funny Not To Share...
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January 2006, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit ......
Written on 29/09/2008

Buds And Baskets
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date With this See-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother Just pitched a fit, Telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are Modern Times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out ......
Written on 01/10/2008