Signs You're Burned Out...
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone, "Hell." 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, bitch!" 8. Your garbage can is your "in"box. 7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep ......
Written on 01/10/2008

Cakes
An elderly Welshman is on his deathbed. He can feel the end isnt far off, when he suddenly notices a wonderful aroma. He realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite food...Welsh cakes. He finds the strength to drag himself to the kitchen and as he reaches his ......
Written on 02/10/2008

The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence, " said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are ......
Written on 05/10/2008

Octopus
An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any instrument you like". The Englisman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix. The Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John. The Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus ......
Written on 12/10/2008

Surgical Gloves
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?" "Well, " he spoofed, ......
Written on 14/10/2008