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Sex A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the ...... Written on 15/10/2008 |
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One Week Late I am sure you have seen the "Things you can only say at Thanksgiving" already, but thought I would share. Feel free to add some 1.Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, ...... Written on 15/10/2008 |
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2 Guys Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to thebarkeeper, "Hiya, Mike. Set 'em up for me and my pal here."Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, "This is a great bar. For every two drinks you buy, thehouse gives you one. And the pinball ...... Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Lady Muck Lady Muck is awakened by her butler. She's got a terrible hangover, and can remember little, of the previous evening. All she knows is, she's got a terrible headache, and a strange tingling between her legs. "Good Morning Your Ladyship" "Oh Jeeves" she says "I feel terrible. How did ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Parrot ! A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap, " ...... Written on 31/10/2008 |
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