St. Patrick's Day
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY TO ALL!!! THE IRISH CANDLE STORY Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband two years ago?" ......
Written on 01/11/2008

Tomato Problems
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your ......
Written on 06/11/2008

I Had Him Arrested.
As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered the drummer had walked away with some of my valuables. I notified police, who arrested him. Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew some musicians. "What happened to ......
Written on 11/11/2008

I Want A Chappati.
A newly weds went for honeymoon in train from Delhi to Mumbai. Due to the heavy booking they had to sleep on separate berth. The husband told the wife, to make it easy, you just tell me that you want a chappati, then I'll climb onto your berth and ......
Written on 12/11/2008

Pottimouthjonny
Little Jonny's teacher was asking the class one day to stand up one at a time and say what their father's hobbies were. Of course the teacher had jonny go dead last for fear of what might come out of his foul mouth. When it was finally his turn he stood ......
Written on 19/11/2008