Halloween Party
A couple were invited to a sw**ky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed ......
Written on 24/11/2008

Problem Solver
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself ......
Written on 25/11/2008

The Motherf**ker Can Drive
There's a man in a resturant looking very depressed, so the waitress walks up to him and says:"sir may i offer you our daily specials or a cup of coffee". The man says to waitress as he spits: "man that motherf**ker sure can drive". The waitress tells the man that he ......
Written on 25/11/2008

Cold Hands...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." ......
Written on 26/11/2008

Just Think About It!!!!
Just Think About it!!!! One Day, God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the unsavory behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on ......
Written on 30/11/2008