Mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why ......
Written on 30/11/2008

Meeting In A Bar
A somewhat elderly gentleman, mid-90s, very well-dressed, silver hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good, fresh after shave, presenting a well-looked-after image walks into an upscale c**ktail lounge. Seated at the bar is a beautiful, slightly younger mid-80s woman. The gentleman walks over, sits ......
Written on 07/12/2008

9 Months Later.....
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ......
Written on 13/12/2008

Texas Bj
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true red-blooded born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady. The city-slicker kept eyeing the lady, and ......
Written on 16/12/2008

Long Joke
Mr. Mouse is walking through the jungles of Africa as he does everyday when he stumples upon Ms. Elephant weeping and sitting on her behind. "Ms. Elephant Whats seems to be the matter?" Mr. Mouse asks kindly. "I have a thorn stuck between my toes and can not get it out, ......
Written on 27/12/2008