Tough Roads
The M6 motorway for none-UK lot is in a bar and chatting to the M25 big ring road around London, bragging about who's the toughest... M6: "I'm long and thin and those sweet cars ride up and down me all day... I'm so tough I could crumble you with a ......
Written on 27/12/2008

Potential
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "Let's make a demonstration out of this. Go ask your mother if she would ......
Written on 06/01/2009

Strip Club
A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, "Yeah baby! That's what I've been waiting for!" ......
Written on 15/01/2009

He Teach
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'p***s' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.The next day she went into the room, and ......
Written on 25/01/2009

Poof !!
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ''Well, now, '' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really ......
Written on 24/03/2009