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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips ......
Written on 24/03/2009

The Nine Rum & Cokes
This young bloke walks into a pub and puts 100 on the bar and asks the barman for 9 rum & cokes. The barman says 'I'll pour you one and when it's finished I'll carry on , and so forth'... The kid says 'No way, I want them all poured NOW' ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Ask The Stewardess
A woman and her six year old son were traveling aboard a WestAir jet liner enrout to visit the boys grandparents , whom he had never met. The young lad was very excited about meeting his ganparents yet at the same time he was also in awe of the aircraft he ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Johnny Joke
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class of kindergarteners, and this day, the topic for discussion was, what part of your body goes to heaven 1st?. Ashley spoke up & said, "your heart, because you give your heart to God". "Very good" said teacher. Bobby said your mind, and Keisha ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Penguin
A Penguin is on a driving holiday in Arizona when the air con breaks down. He stops at a garage nearly passing out he explains the problem and that he's used to being in minus temperatures. The mechanic says no problem leave it with me and also arranges for the Penguin ......
Written on 24/05/2009