University Of Tennessee
THE GIRL FROM TENNESSEE Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Listen Carefully!
A male patient is lying in bed in a hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse arrives, to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Lil Johnny...
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Little Johnny...
It was "what does your parent do for a living" day at school, and the teacher asked the students. Little Becky said that her daddy was a Firefighter Little Bobby said that his mom owned a flower shop Little Carrie said that her mom was an accountant. Little Johnny said that ......
Written on 13/09/2008

Teacher
A preschool teacher is having a lesson on colors. She has an intuitive curriculum, and wants to get her students thinking She starts off saying, "I am thinking of a green vegetable. What is it?" A boy says "Brocolli" and the teacher says, "No, it was a green pepper. But it's ......
Written on 16/09/2008