The Scottsman
One evening as the bars were closing a excedingly drunk scottsman started to stumble home. On his way home he passed out in a park area next to a university. A pair of young collage girls were walking back from an all night cram session for their big exam ......
Written on 26/01/2009

How They Have Sex
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it ......
Written on 26/01/2009

Fascinate
A teacher asked her students to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence. Marta said, My family went to the Louisville Zoo, and it was fascinating to see all the animals. The teacher said, That was good, but I wanted the word FASCINATE Sarita raised her hand. She ......
Written on 25/03/2009

Real Life Joke
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love, " the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With YOU!" ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Crappy Date
this is a true story This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca out on a date, but has never had the courage. Finally, one ......
Written on 24/05/2009