A Crappy Date A True Story
Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl who is also from Westchester and also goes to Ithaca out on a date, but has never had the courage. ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Sugar Sweet!
A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female freshman raised her hand and asked, If I understand, youre saying there is a lot of glucose in male semen as in sugar? Thats correct, responded the professor, going on to add statistical information. Raising her hand ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Engineer And The Bike
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Dear Abbey
Dear Abby: My husband is a rotten liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job three years ago he ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Catholic School
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping."Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took ......
Written on 24/05/2009