Computers Are Feminine Part 1
A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" is feminine -- "la maison." "Pencil" is masculine -- "le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Rate Justification
A college student feeling horny visited a prostitute for sex. He wanted to be sure of the cost involved , so he asked How much? 10 Dollars for a single f**k She replied But the whore next door is asking only 5 dollars. Why do you charge more? To this the ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Can't We Just Include This In The Tuition?
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined 20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Armless Enough !
A Senior lecturer at a London medical college is rather surprised one afternoon, when one of his most promising students bursts through the door in a clear state of distress. Sitting the lad down, the kindly old timer waits for him to control himself before asking,"what on earth's the matter?" "I ......
Written on 11/07/2009

The Final Exam
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about ......
Written on 11/07/2009