Mr. Smith
Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Jesus Christ!
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So ......
Written on 25/09/2008

And What Does Your Father Do Little Johnny?
The teacher was holding a discussion about careers one day. She worked her way around the class asking each student what their father did for a living. She heard the usual: doctor, lawyer, construction worker, etc... She had asked everyone but Little Johnny. "What does your father do Little Johnny?" Little ......
Written on 25/09/2008

Is Hell Hot?
gtThe following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is ......
Written on 28/09/2008

"cute Containers"
BIOLOGY MID-TERM Students in an advanced Biology class were taking amid term. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk, " worth 70 points or none at all. One student, who had partied the night before, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1. It is ......
Written on 29/09/2008