The Sergeant Major
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very ......
Written on 22/10/2008

Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a ......
Written on 23/10/2008

Stolen Car? Don't Worry!
---------- Banta was window-shopping in Delhi's Connaught Place when he heard a hue and cry from the parking lot nearby. A man was shouting, "Chor, chor. Meri gaadi chor le jaa raha hai!Thief, thief-my car is being stolen. Banta rushed out, saw a car whizz past him driven by two college ......
Written on 25/10/2008

Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three ......
Written on 25/10/2008

Operation Vowel Storm -funny!!
BUSH DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Bush announced US plans to deploy over 75, 000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the ......
Written on 26/10/2008