Little Johnny!
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend sitting behind her, took ......
Written on 31/10/2008

First Day Of Class
A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves. The first child stands and says, "My name is Mary Johnson." "Thank you, Mary, " says the teacher. The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith." "Thank you, Sam." ......
Written on 01/11/2008

How Hell Froze Over -- As Explained By A Lucky Chemistry Student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell ......
Written on 02/11/2008

Hold The Mayo
Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over and to try to keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfrend will say tomato if she wants him to go slower and lettuce for him to go faster. As they ......
Written on 04/11/2008

Sweet Joke
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a ......
Written on 05/11/2008