No Sex Since 1955
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious ......
Written on 11/11/2008

First Day In Class
On my first day of classes at Ballstate U. in Muncie Indiana, I took a front row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. ......
Written on 11/11/2008

Joke Sensibly.. Is There Such A Thing???
Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. Wife : Do you want ......
Written on 12/11/2008

Pastor Leaving
There is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract, and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Brother William Bubba ......
Written on 22/11/2008

More Bumper Stickers
--3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. --I love cats ... they taste just like chicken. --Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. --Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes --As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. --Laugh ......
Written on 04/12/2008