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Naughty Joke 8 Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching ...... Written on 22/12/2008 |
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A Possibly True Story I have no way of knowing if this is true, but I just heard a great story about an MIT student who practiced a daily ritual his entire summer. Every afternoon he would put on a black and white striped shirt and go to the Harvard football field. He would walk ...... Written on 27/12/2008 |
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Class A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A ...... Written on 29/12/2008 |
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..."on The Road Again" A medical student was in his last year and performing minor diagnoses in a small clinic. He comes to this guy with a cork in his ass. The student pulls the cork out and he hears "...on the road again". Then he puts the cork back in and pulls it ...... Written on 20/01/2009 |
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A Chemistry Mid-term Exam Question The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: ...... Written on 25/01/2009 |
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