Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets 50, 000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Self Service For Women:terminology
Okay guys and gals - here is the complete list of slang-terms for female masturbation. No, I didn't make the list up. I have to give credit to my cubicle-mates for providing me with the entertainment: Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Ouch !!! That Had To Hurt...lol
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Vanilla Pudding
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the DublinTimes about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Speech Impediment
This guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse. I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth, ......
Written on 11/09/2008